germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

(Source: ludbeilschmidt, via dashofdestiel)

I put an extra 60 miles on my car today for you. And you spend the evening ignoring me so you can watch youtube. #thanksformakingmefeellikeiactuallymeansomethingtoyou

Netflix has the strangest fucking movies.

likeahairbraid:

50% of me: “I love dresses and flowers and pretty things.”

Other 50% of me: “I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans.”

(via brandonxprust)

boysinbarrettes:

chuck palahniuk is one of four authors we are supposed to put security tags in every single copy of every single one of their books at my work because they get ripped off so much. the other authors are kerouac, bukowski, and hunter s thompson

(via loukessler)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via humorful)

Anonymous: it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao 

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.